If you’ve lived under a rock your whole life up until five seconds ago when you clicked on this page, we’d like to inform you that this ice cream does not contain any dairy. It is made of oats. What? An ice cream without dairy? But can it even be called ice cream? Yes, you under-a-rock-person, we could have called it skwidfoppel5wmdd, but what’s the point when it tastes like ice cream, looks like ice cream and acts like ice cream when you scoop it into a bowl or put it on a cone? Of course, you probably don’t know the answer to that question if you’ve spent your life under a rock, so we’ll just get to the point. We recommend trying our chocolate ice cream immediately because you might be surprised how perfect the name of this product really is. In the same way that everything will probably be surprising to you, because of your strange living situation up until you clicked on this page.